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| The light was unbearably dim
The doctor's prognosis was grim
"You've got marginalia,
you must move to Australia,
and stop drinking whole - drink the skim." | | |
| Here's the next one:
Ballad Of A Fictional Character
Alfred Hoozle was a guy,
One day he fell out of the sky.
Without a hat, he couldn't see,
Though he did chop down a big tree
He was attacked by a wild dog
One day as he lay in the shade
Then he choked on a jar of smog
Soon after, his head began to fade
Eventually his liver turned yellow and blue
His nose exploded in green acid
So hungry was he that he ate his shoe
Then he vaporized an the world became placid.
As you can tell, we were not being graded on the consistancy of our rhyming pattern...
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| Oh, yes. The poems.
I Am A Cow
I am a cow
I don't like eating grass
I'd rather not fast
And so I eat it anyhow
I have black spots
And a big tongue too
I wish I owned a yacht
So I say, "Moo!"
I'm surrounded by flies and fleas
Sometimes they bite me, I say "Ow!"
At least I don't have mad cow disease
Now I must go help the farmer plow
You know, it's times like these that I really wish I had that "FAIL" stamp.
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| Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT dead! I'm right here, with another poem from the folder!
UGLY JIM
A monkey named Ugly Jim
Said, "This light is unbearably dim."
He took out a hat
And placed it on a cat
Then he took it right back off of him
Geez, that sucked...
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| I was cleaning out my closet (literally) last week and I came across a
couple of poems I had written a few years ago for school. (7th grade, I
believe...) Anyway, I'll begin posting them periodically. This first
one is called "The Mungo Mango Men".
THE MUNGO MANGO MEN
The mungo Mango Men
Have helped a hard hat-wearing hen
They frightfully fell on a nickel
Then they smelled like a pulverized pickle
The Mungo Mango Men
Doth lead mischevious lives
And they are always there
Whenever a toucan arrives
^_^
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